UPDATED: How to Watch the Super Bowl
The Game is here! After weeks of buildup and waiting, it’s finally time for the NFL Championship Super Bowl of Championshipness to Decide It All. You probably have some friends who are fans of either...
View ArticleHow to Not Give a Fuck About Valentine’s Day and Still Get Laid: A Beginner’s...
It’s that time of the year again. No, not Black History Month, though props to my dogs. It’s that time of year when it seems like everyone you know is either: a) in a relationship with a human b) in a...
View Article“I Only Have One Final,” Reports Dickhead
EVANSTON, Ill. – In a press conference this morning, some total dickhead announced to everyone that he only has one final this quarter. “Yeah, it’s honestly really nice,” said the absolute douchesicle....
View Article11 reasons to see “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
The Hunger Games will likely be one of the movie series that defines this generation. It will be talked about for months and referenced for years. In lieu of this, we here at Sherman Ave feel it is of...
View Article10 Signs You’re a Total Human
1. You breathe This one is totally obvious. I mean, you do it all the time! It’s what keeps you alive. What’s even crazier—you aren’t even aware you’re doing it sometimes. It’s like you could even do...
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